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Hi im Jared "poop scoop" Brown, My asscociate Stephen "scotty" Dixon and our camera man Rj "meal ticket" Simoni. Here at Scottish Strobelite Boxing we will try to bring the best contenders and a lot of excitement. SSB has to be the greatest sport on Earth! It originated back in Scotland when a couple of drunk friends were boxing and a flickering power failure. The lights were flashing and those rebels kept boxing. Me and "scotty" were hosting this grueling match and "meal ticket" was grabbing the coverage. Short after we were covering matches in the U.S. in a young lads basement. About us here at SSB- Me, Jared "poopscoop" Brown born in Scotland and raised in a cataloly house outside near the beach. 13 years old and once and still a great fighter. Mother alone, father sleepy, brother dead. I build up a lot of anger when my opponents make fun of my family u see. Steve "scotty" Dixon born in Scotland. Father unknown, Mom went to sperm bank. Raised in a morgue where he never saw light to i went to see my brother in the morgue. We became friends and now we r at ssb. Steve a great and cheap-shot fighter, there r no rules here at ssb so it works. Age unknown. Rj "meal ticket" Simoni born in the US raised in Scotland. 13 years old. Parents and siblings fine and good, no anger, just style. Raw power like me and scotty.... no! Rj our camera man really doesnt deserve to announce with us, kinda annoying and snobby says Scotty. Well our profiles r there and im here. Email us at Dmx1227, Nas6200, tical1228 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Two weeks ago Zak "ninja" Devilleneuve was defeated when Tj "pantsless" Heckman. Well, now a rematch was hosted and lad wasnt that exciting. The match when to round 15. Tj couldnt stunn Zak the ninja because "ninja" pulled his pants down and the rest is history. Zak gave a few punches and dodge a couple and downwent Tj. He got up because of a drug inside Tjs body which affects how much pain he can feel. "pantsless" let a few fly like he was doin the whole time and finnally caught Zak in the stomach his weakspot. The match was decided to "ninja". Zak bon and raised in a small town East Greenbush. E.G. is where most of out matches take place. Zak 13 years old 105 lbs, held the SSB title belt 2 times. The next matches will be this Sunday, Where? undetermined. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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-Jair (puffy) Harper VS Mack (paws) Dog | -Adam (Mcdonald) Nardachi VS Mike (theif) Zoeke -Steve "scotty" Dixon vs. Tj "pantsless" Heckman -Jared "poopscoop" Brown vs. Zak "ninja" Devillineuve Paws can jaw at u and has a tumor in the stomach which is his weak spot. If Mike can steal Adam's Mcdonalds he will absolutely destroy Adam. When me and "scotty" r fighting our camera man "meal ticket" will be hosting the matches. The winner of "scotty" and "pantsless" will fight the winner of "poopscoop" and "ninja". Just remember u go to the left and u go to the right i'll go to the middle and play them like a fiddle. Here are the rules: 1) no rules What is expected" 1)brutaly hurt each other 2)fight to the end 3)don't pull down pants only for disracting 4)foriegn objects bring more excitement 5)have fun while hurting each other
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